Con Nuri Eleganza

[ { 'title': 'It was like a dream!', 'stars': 5, 'user': 'Travelin2Anywhere', 'location': 'Acton, MA', 'date': 'February 14, 2061', 'type': 'Solo', 'review': 'I loved my stay at Con Nuri Eleganza!  I had the opportunity to stay with them 50 years into the future.  I drank from their fountain of youth and actually feel 50 years younger now!' }, { 'title': 'Can\'t wait to go back!', 'stars': 4.5, 'user': 'Lovemyhovercraft', 'location': 'New York, NY', 'date': 'January 5, 2011', 'type': 'Couples', 'review': 'Every night like clockwork tiny fairies came to my room and sprinkled what I assume was fairy dust on my face and then a guy named Aesop read me a bedtime story.  I am definitely going back as soon as my hovercraft is out of the shop!' }, { 'title': 'Great, except for allergy-inducing animals and fairy dust', 'stars': 2, 'user': 'FlyingSolo', 'location': 'Juno, AK', 'date': 'December 22, 2010', 'type': 'Family', 'review': 'We had a wonderful massage, although I\'ll be the first one to admit, the fairies are a little too much for my tastes. Call me old-fashioned, but flying fairies throwing pixie dust all over the place kept getting me distracted and wreaked havoc on my allergies.' }, { 'title': 'Bring back the room of puppies!', 'stars': 2.5, 'user': 'PuppyLover', 'location': 'Milwaukee, WI', 'date': 'February 22, 2010', 'type': 'Family', 'review': 'This wasn\'t our first stay and I was a little upset to hear that the room full puppies was gone. The rest of the week pretty much followed the same menagerie of events that could only be described as a mixture of Harry Potter and The Godfather part I.  We really enjoyed our stay and hope to be coming back soon, as long as they bring the room with the puppies back.' }, { 'title': 'It was a complete Extravaganza Eleganza at Con Nuri Eleganza!', 'stars': 4.5,  'user': 'Pacifica Rimma', 'location': 'KL, Malaysia', 'date': 'July 5, 2010', 'type': 'Large Group/Tour', 'review': 'When my lady friends and I arrived at the Con Nuri for our Drag retreat we all thought we had died and gone to gay heaven!  Vintage Chanel and vintage Dior drapes, Versace tiles, and Gaultier uniforms for all the staff!  Our bear cub of a bellboy was so scrumptious we weren’t sure if we should tip him or eat him!!!'   }, { 'title': 'The Con Nuri Eleganza was glitterific! (I had to make up a name to describe it!)', 'stars': 5,  'user': 'Sparkles', 'location': 'Boston, MA', 'date': 'January 12, 2011', 'type': 'Girls Getaway', 'review': 'Not only do I love things that are shiny, but glitter and gold bedazzled my entire weekend! I learned the hard way the first night that the elves do in fact have a VERY low tolerance for alcohol, but it made for a memorable evening! I took the stegasaurus burger challenge and got token fairy wings with my picture on the wall of fame! Look for me there on your visit to the Con Nuri Eleganza. I highly recommend it!' }, { 'title': 'Con Nuri Dost Cast a Spell On me!', 'user': 'Fidget Goblinglitter', 'location': 'Middle Earth', 'date': 'Full Harvest Moon, 2010', 'type': 'Romantic Getaway', 'review': 'Alas, t’was a restful night\'s slumber on the most comfy of beds—the concierge informed me it was made of rare liger skin, and stuffed with only blonde fairy hair.We spent the day traipsing about the manor, taking a dip in the foaming pool of dragon\'s dreams, and lounging in the pixie grotto.  As the sun set over Con Nuri, we even partook in an impromptu yet delightful game of leap frog with the local hobbits.  It was truly a bewitching visit--huzzah!' }, { 'title': 'Experience eclipsed reality- yet again!', 'stars': 5, 'user': 'tradinginmywheelsforwings', 'location': 'Peoria, IL', 'date': 'March 15, 2011', 'type':'Family', 'review': 'We took advantage of EVERY possible activity (they have the ability to add more hours to your day so that you can do as much as you want on vacation without using more vacation time) and when we left, our tears had flecks of glitter.  I already can\'t wait until next March' }, { 'title': 'Mind-blowing!', 'stars': 4.5, 'user': 'LAChicka', 'location': 'Los Angeles, CA', 'date': 'September 24, 2010', 'type': 'Group', 'review': 'The senior staff\'s ability to literally read your mind and meet your every need always takes a bit of getting used to, but once you do, you never want to leave. (Note: the butler that returns home with you is not a senior staff member— perhaps my only complaint!)' }, { 'title': 'You\'ll never want to leave!', 'stars': 5, 'user': 'ultraveler', 'location': 'Middle Earth', 'date': '6/1/2005', 'type': 'Group', 'review': 'The resort was so amazing I never wanted to leave the grounds and spent most days in the Marshmallow Fields eating treats and frolicking with my Dragon friend Thomas.  Con Nuri is truly magical and missing an opportunity to experience a vacation here would be a sin!' } ]